what a find! Mommy has a magical dress!

Cleaning packing and purging is exposing some real finds! I had totally forgotten about this gem. One year (probably about 1990), in the after Christmas sales, I ran across this doll. I could not leave it in the clearance bin at Toys r Us for fear of it being foisted upon some poor child, so I bought it. It is an amazing piece of fiction - sure to permanently scare any child who encounters it. 

It was evidently developed by a Yale grad (and mother) who felt this was helpful. I hope Yale has reconsidered her diploma by now.

Here is the instruction sheet... The magical dress has several layers to accommodate a soft cushy belly in one layer and a pouch for the baby in the second layer! Wow - why didn't I think  of that! This is so much easier than that silly birth process we all know and love.  Be sure to check out #3... as a mother of two, I can assure you this is not true.

Comes complete with your very own ultra sound!

Note Mommy's return to the perfect figure, and her politically correct wedding and engagement rings!

Now... got any suggestions what I should do with this gem of a "toy"? Please let me know!